Green Smoothie Kale Pineapple (Printable)

A refreshing blend of kale, pineapple, banana, and almond milk for a nutrient-packed drink.

# What You Need:

→ Greens

01 - 2 cups fresh kale leaves, stems removed, chopped

→ Fruits

02 - 1 cup fresh or frozen pineapple chunks
03 - 1 ripe banana, peeled

→ Liquid

04 - 1 cup unsweetened almond milk or plant-based milk

→ Boosters (optional)

05 - 1 tablespoon chia seeds or flaxseeds
06 - 1 teaspoon fresh grated ginger
07 - 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice

# Directions:

01 - Place the kale, pineapple chunks, and banana into a blender container.
02 - Pour in almond milk and add any optional boosters you wish to include.
03 - Blend on high speed until completely smooth and creamy, stopping to scrape down the sides as needed.
04 - Taste and adjust with more lemon juice or add ice cubes for a colder, thicker texture.
05 - Pour into glasses and serve right away for best flavor and texture.

# Expert Suggestions:

01 -
  • The pineapple completely masks any bitterness from the kale, so you get all the nutrition without that healthy aftertaste.
  • It takes literally five minutes from cupboard to glass, making it impossible to talk yourself out of making it.
02 -
  • I learned the hard way that blending room temperature ingredients yields a lukewarm smoothie—freeze your fruit or use chilled milk.
  • The order you add ingredients actually matters—liquids go last to help everything circulate properly.
03 -
  • A high speed blender makes a noticeable difference with kale, breaking down those fibrous leaves into silkiness.
  • If your smoothie tastes too healthy, a tiny pinch of salt rounds out the flavors and makes the fruit pop.